Welcome one and all to the grand Finley's Royal Tea Emporium and Steamery. I suppose some ground rules are in order. When asked to tell a story please be as detailed as possible. The story must be "absolutely" true, although some embellishment is both encouraged and expected. Unmasked liars shall lose their tea privileges for the evening. Other patrons are encouraged to question the more incredulous details with the final judgement as to a story's truthfulness resting with a general consensus. I myself will call for the vote. Once a story has been deemed true and authentic the storyteller may then ask another patron to regale us with another tale.
That said why doesn't Maj. Collins begin the affair by telling us of the time he survived a fall from the Moon to the Earth...
Welcome to Lady Finley's Royal Tea Emporium & Steamery. We are the premiere Tea House of London and occasionally attended to by the Majesty herself. Finley's offers an afternoon of fine tea and fantastical adventure. Our collection of tales are usually inspired to be of the romantic nature as well as scientific. Any tale can be called in to question by another patron. However, the patron must improvise another plausible end or embellishment for which to examine and consider.
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